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The main reason that we that started this page is that firstly, it gives us a chance to live out our motoring journalistic desires on a small scale, but mainly because we feel we sometimes disagreed with the views of motoring journalists!
These people, to be fair, are easily bribed with things such as all expenses paid trips to places like Sicily, to drive the latest offering from the manufactures! We would of course be open to these bribes but it is against our company policy, and it doesn't really help you make the right decision when it comes to your new car!
In here you will find a number of reviews based on our own personal and unbiased views about the vehicles that we get to drive. Hopefully you will find that our reviews are not only funny but also informative and also help suggest an alternative vehicle to suit your needs.
Mercedes C-Coupe
"that is like comparing a day in bed with Jennifer Aniston with having your balls 'scratched' in the same way as Daniel Craig endured in Casino Royale."
Mini Coupe
"being in the back of a Mini Hatch is like sitting between 2 fat people onboard a twin prop Cessna whilst attempting loop-de-loops......you're going to need a sick bag."
Jaguar XF Saloon
"Why on earth would you need eight gears? Surely it must change gear more times than Lady Gaga changes her sexual preference!?! "
Ford Kuga
"The Maverick was an utter dog of a car, BUT in Fords defence, they were only really competing for sales against the Vauxhall Frontera which was even worse!"
